Hey, I'm Katie, Sergio's BFF! Well, he is one of mine, so I hope I'm one of his...
ANYHOW
At lunch I was sitting near Sergio and a bird ran into a window and died(no joke). So I wrote a poem. AHEM!

The Dead Bird Poem

Oh Bird,
Your short or long existance may or have not been wonderful,
Your mate, girlfriend, or mother will miss you(maybe).
We will mourn you forever or until we forget,
We will never forget your plight to get to the cafeteria,
But, alas, the window was in the way,
The windex it is cleaned with is your murderer,
Your vengance will go undone,
We aren't sorry at all dear bird,
All your dreams were broken in an instant like your neck,
Oh dear birdie,
Your life is over now.